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TAFFY WAS A WELSHMAN
(A bit of English propaganda)

Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief,
Taffy came to my house,
and stole a piece of beef.

I went to Taffys house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
and stole a mutton bone.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in,
Taffy came to my house
and stole a silver pin.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed,
i took up a poker
and threw it at his head.



Insults and Insulting Quotes about Wales............

A Welshman prays on his knees on a Sunday and on his friends the rest of the week.
-English saying

They are treacherous to each other as well as to foreigners, covert freedom, neglect peace, are warlike and skillful in arms, and are eager for revenge.
-Walter Map

The older the Welshman the more the madman.
-English saying.

Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't.
-Stephen Leacock

The ordinary women of Wales are generally short and squat, ill favoured and nasty.
-David Mallet

The Welsh are so damn Welsh that it looks like affectation.
-Sir Alexander Raleigh

The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it.
-Dylan Thomas

There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
-Gwyn Thomas

The earth contains no race of human beings so totally vile and worthless as the Welsh ... I have expended in labour, within three years, nearly eight thousand pounds amongst them, and yet they treat me as their greatest enemy.
-Walter Savage Landor, British poet, letter to Robert Southey

Wales: where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
- Anonymous

irritating..... what are they for?
-Anne Robinson.



I want a cup of tea and some dog biscuits please (i exclaimed)
04.29.04 (3:45 pm)   [edit]
Thanks dad, for the sperm you lent me,
only needed one but you churned out plenty.
Are you disappointed?,have i made the grade?
Did you really want a kid or did you just want to get laid?



This tree got burnt in the fire in my banner

Does it look like arson to you?

did anyone see this?


 
My favourite season
04.28.04 (7:36 am)   [edit]
 
Parumpumpumpum
04.27.04 (1:19 pm)   [edit]

 
On who's authority?
04.26.04 (3:57 am)   [edit]
You cant answer back to the police, if you say the wrong thing to them you get arrested...The only way around this is to find a good hiding place and shout your obscenities.....be careful though, they always call for back up............


 
Yesterday
04.24.04 (4:37 pm)   [edit]
 
On the canal
04.23.04 (3:53 pm)   [edit]
 
I can beat any animal at chess
04.23.04 (2:49 pm)   [edit]
Gestern schienen alle meine Mühen jetzt es schaut bis jetzt weg, als wenn they're hier, zum von von OH- zu bleiben, ich innen gestern glauben. Plötzlich I'm nicht des Hälfte Mannes, den ich pflegte zu sein, There's ein Schatten, der über mir hängt. OH-, kam gestern plötzlich. Warum sie gehen mußte, kennen I don't sie wouldn't Sagen. Ich sagte etwas falsch, jetzt I lang für gestern. Gestern war Liebe solch ein einfaches Spiel, zum zu spielen. Jetzt benötige ich einen Platz, sich weg zu verstecken. OH-, glaube ich innen gestern. Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmm
 
My other blog
04.19.04 (9:28 am)   [edit]
I like blogging so much, i created another blog page. View it here (if you want)
 
Dont let the commies see
04.19.04 (12:35 am)   [edit]
The following crap photo contains hidden text....

To view the hidden message you need to download some software from here. It's only a small download (1.05 mb) but it's a handy tool.
 
How!
04.13.04 (1:30 pm)   [edit]
 
Mothers milk
04.12.04 (8:45 am)   [edit]
I love nipple juice, it's so tasty and really good for you. Sadly my mother doesn't produce the stuff anymore (and if she did i doubt if she would let me extract any). Neither do i have a pregnant wife with big milky nipples......so how can i get hold of some?

I asked my brothers pregnant wife for some and she called me a wierdo (it's not as if i asked her for a bunch of her pubes or anything), so no luck there.

I also put an advert in the local newspaper, but as yet i've had no replies.

I've even asked around at the local maternity ward, but i got thrown out by a group of angry husbands.

Looks as if i shall have to remain thirsty, unless any of you have some to spare.


Here's a picture of my own nipple
 
A performance in the bushes
04.12.04 (3:36 am)   [edit]


Who is the greatest actor of all time? Personally i think it is Elvis.. it's a pity he tried to sing though, his voice was awful.
 
Really
04.09.04 (2:47 pm)   [edit]
I died and Dr Gurner cryogenically froze me in the hope that one day there would be a cure for whatever killed me.

I went to Heaven and enjoyed a fantastic existence....Mozart taught me how to play the harp, i had tea with God and Jesus was my best mate. There were no worries in Heaven.

In the meantime, the world famous Dr Gurner brought me back to life with a cure, and although i'm glad to be alive, i really cant afford to pay the gas bill...
Does anybody have any suicide tips?






 
Blinkin cheap phones
04.07.04 (1:03 pm)   [edit]





 
The birdsong and a bubbling stream nearby almost inspire me out of my lethargy, but....
04.06.04 (2:05 pm)   [edit]
I aint blogging today, i'm just gonna lay here and do nothing...aahhh, this is the life..



 
I'm a bit of a claustrophiliac
04.04.04 (1:57 pm)   [edit]
I like to sit in the wardrobe, it's a good place to think.
The less space the less stress,
no room for anyone else.
I can unburden myself to myself.
 
Self portrait
04.03.04 (3:24 am)   [edit]
 
It stinks
04.02.04 (1:05 pm)   [edit]
 
If music is the food of love then i have an upset stomach
04.01.04 (7:44 am)   [edit]
My new musical instrument......

I have tried all sorts of musical instruments and i'm crap at the lot of them, but now i think i've finally found one i'm good at.....the conductors baton



House of the homeless
 
Pucker up
04.01.04 (7:35 am)   [edit]
Please feel free to practice your
kissing technique here


Please note, if you get a thrill out of it, it may be caused by static electricity