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TAFFY WAS A WELSHMAN
(A bit of English propaganda)
Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief,
Taffy came to my house,
and stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffys house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
and stole a mutton bone.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in,
Taffy came to my house
and stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed,
i took up a poker
and threw it at his head.
Insults and Insulting Quotes about Wales............
A Welshman prays on his knees on a Sunday and on his friends the rest of the week.
-English saying
They are treacherous to each other as well as to foreigners, covert freedom, neglect peace, are warlike and skillful in arms, and are eager for revenge.
-Walter Map
The older the Welshman the more the madman.
-English saying.
Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't.
-Stephen Leacock
The ordinary women of Wales are generally short and squat, ill favoured and nasty.
-David Mallet
The Welsh are so damn Welsh that it looks like affectation.
-Sir Alexander Raleigh
The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it.
-Dylan Thomas
There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
-Gwyn Thomas
The earth contains no race of human beings so totally vile and worthless as the Welsh ... I have expended in labour, within three years, nearly eight thousand pounds amongst them, and yet they treat me as their greatest enemy.
-Walter Savage Landor, British poet, letter to Robert Southey
Wales: where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
- Anonymous
irritating..... what are they for?
-Anne Robinson.
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| Hair today, gone tomorrow |
| 03.29.04 (2:18 am) [edit] |
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| Keep on trucking |
| 03.29.04 (12:51 am) [edit] |
Here's todays crap pic......
Jumpin fish soup always makes me feel hyper, its the only soup in the world that you cant put pepper on because the fish sneezes all the soup out of the bowl (unless you use dead fish, in which case you would have floating fish soup).
Here's the recipe...Served cold lest you kill the fish.
You will need....
1 live jumping fish per person
carrots, onions, pinch of salt.
Boil the carrots and onions in salted water and leave to cool.
Place liquid into large bowl and add fish.
Serve with crusty bread
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| A few words |
| 03.26.04 (2:41 pm) [edit] |
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I'll finish this off later.
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| Just a pic |
| 03.26.04 (2:24 pm) [edit] |
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| Dr Bob |
| 03.25.04 (1:20 pm) [edit] |
Everyone has someone who they look up to, for me that person is my brother.
When i want advice, he knows the answers.
If i'm feeling sad, he lifts my spirits.
His wisdom gives me strength, his courage never fails.
He is my hero, my mentor, my best mate
He even let me draw a crap picture of him.....Cheers bro, i love you man.
He has a tblog blog ...billybobnob
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| I'm spent |
| 03.21.04 (12:56 pm) [edit] |
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| He who leads must follow |
| 03.18.04 (4:49 pm) [edit] |
NO WINNER AS YET....KEEP TRYING (sorry)
Whoever thinks up the best caption gets 4 tbucks...
Good luck! :~}
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| Chapter 12... You can use a ukulele if you have no spoons |
| 03.17.04 (9:13 am) [edit] |
What is worse, watching snooker(or billiards and pool)on a black and white tv or listening to boxing on the radio?
Here's a slogan from a tshirt (late 70's)[anyone remember it?]
We're going to have a gang bang, me brother John an me,
we know a girl across the road who does it all for free.
First we take her bra off, her jumper and her jeans,
then we take her knickers off and stuff her full of beans.
we're going to fuck her really, but it doesnt rhyme
I think i have found where the homeless bathe...why do they still smell????? Because the bath is not plumbed in i expect
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| Your visit will be a waste of time, please bypass this entry. |
| 03.15.04 (3:44 pm) [edit] |
Anyone remember these rhymes? do you know any others?? does my nose look big in this???
I like beans.
Beans make me fart.
When i fart, people give me money to go away.
With the money they give me, i buy beans.
I like beans.
Beans make me fart.
She was willing for a shilling.
I gave her a pound, she lay on the ground.
I gave her a smack, she opened her crack,
and out popped my Union Jack..
There was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In half an hour, his dick was a flower,
and his ass was covered with weeds..
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| Metal trees |
| 03.11.04 (4:11 pm) [edit] |
I have no words to add, my mind is elsewhere.
untill again.....
[If you wanted to, you could vote for me on the featured blogs section(under tblurt chatbox)...it's up to you]
:arrow:
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| Hope you dont get the wrong impression |
| 03.07.04 (4:33 pm) [edit] |
Who is crap pix? Who indeed.....
The weird nutter you wouldnt want to meet?
Or just the average man in the street?
I wish those last two lines didnt rhyme.
I wear scruffy clothes, cheap ones without badges.
I think the bargain i had is worth more than the money you spent.
I cant tap dance but that dont stop me trying.
I find wearing a hat is addictive. I wear mine more often than not, sometimes i even wear two at a time and in the winter i wear one to bed.
My car is a bike.
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| grrr |
| 03.03.04 (1:52 pm) [edit] |
A picture for my critics
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| Driving me mad |
| 03.03.04 (1:03 pm) [edit] |
In the UK, passing your driving test is no easy task because there are so many rules and regulations. You can fail your test for so many seemingly petty things, such as not looking in your mirror often enough, crossing your hands on the steering wheel etc etc....
In other words, you have to be a good driver to get your licence. so why is it the roads are filled with fuckin idiots who drive like they are the only road user?
And the worst thing is, when they get caught for speeding or drunk driving (etc) they always say the same thing to the police....
"Why dont you go out and catch some REAL criminals".
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| Message for newbie |
| 03.02.04 (12:52 pm) [edit] |
In my blog entry entitled "dog fight" i received this comment from 'newbie' ....
"you crazy bastard, what makes you think you can beat off another dog? What if that dog's owner came and bashed up your head? Would you say the dog started it???"
Right then newbie you cunt, you asked me three questions and here are my answers....
q1] "what makes you think you can beat off another dog?"
a] I didnt think, i acted on instinct.. you see i look after my own be it my dog or my children. What would you have done?? run off whimpering like the fat twat that you are and let your dog be mauled to death??? (fucking pussy)
q2] "What if that dog's owner came and bashed up your head?"
a]what owner? did i mention an owner?? If there had been one i would have kicked his fucking bollocks in and stamped on his head for allowing his dangerous bully of a dog to go around biting passive pooches.
q3]"Would you say the dog started it???"
a]I wouldnt say anything, actions speak louder than words.
So newbie, go and suck your mothers cock.
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