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TAFFY WAS A WELSHMAN
(A bit of English propaganda)
Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief,
Taffy came to my house,
and stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffys house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
and stole a mutton bone.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in,
Taffy came to my house
and stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed,
i took up a poker
and threw it at his head.
Insults and Insulting Quotes about Wales............
A Welshman prays on his knees on a Sunday and on his friends the rest of the week.
-English saying
They are treacherous to each other as well as to foreigners, covert freedom, neglect peace, are warlike and skillful in arms, and are eager for revenge.
-Walter Map
The older the Welshman the more the madman.
-English saying.
Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't.
-Stephen Leacock
The ordinary women of Wales are generally short and squat, ill favoured and nasty.
-David Mallet
The Welsh are so damn Welsh that it looks like affectation.
-Sir Alexander Raleigh
The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it.
-Dylan Thomas
There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
-Gwyn Thomas
The earth contains no race of human beings so totally vile and worthless as the Welsh ... I have expended in labour, within three years, nearly eight thousand pounds amongst them, and yet they treat me as their greatest enemy.
-Walter Savage Landor, British poet, letter to Robert Southey
Wales: where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
- Anonymous
irritating..... what are they for?
-Anne Robinson.
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| Dog fight. |
| 02.25.04 (4:09 am) [edit] |
While out with my dog early this morning, this other dog run over to mine and started biting him . My dog doesnt fight at all, he just lay there yelping as this other dog had his jaws clamped onto his back.....the fucker. As usual, i had to jump in and save him, i grabbed the other dogs collar and punched him in the head until he let go (about 20 punches), and i hurt my hand doing it (not as much as i hurt his head, he had blood coming from his ear and eye.....i hope the fucker dies.
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| On top of mount snowdon. |
| 02.24.04 (3:03 pm) [edit] |
The highest mountain in Wales
I'm the one on the left (on your left, it was on my right at the time).
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| Cardiff castle |
| 02.19.04 (3:58 pm) [edit] |
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| 02.19.04 (11:54 am) [edit] |
The home secretary, Rt Hon David Blunkett MP, appeared on BBC's mastermind this evening, a quiz show where four contenders have two rounds, first round you answer questions on a specialised subject, second round on general knowledge.
Blunketts specialised subject was the books of Harry Potter, his general knowledge seemed non existent....He ended up with a total score of 11 points[which is a very poor score]....
thick as a plank
An unrelated picture....
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| Public warning |
| 02.17.04 (3:08 pm) [edit] |
This weblog is opprobrious, so if you are easily offended, fuck off.
You have been warned.
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| My hair and fingernail collection |
| 02.17.04 (1:59 pm) [edit] |
Here's a pic of my fingernail clippings from the past 10 years and my last three haircuts (my hair looks dark here but it's fair when its still alive)
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| A link |
| 02.17.04 (12:42 pm) [edit] |
A link to something
My firewall switched off earlier.
I accidentally tipped water over it.
It's dried out now.
And now, some music
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| ps, it's true.... |
| 02.15.04 (4:51 pm) [edit] |
Here's a good way to get money from your tight fisted parents.
A young child observed ladybirds mating and asked her dad what they were doing. Her father, not wanting to lie,explained as best he could about the art of reproduction(making babies). When he had finished, the child looked at her father earnestly and asked "when you made me, did you get on my mums back or did she get on yours".
Now, an experiment to try and dispel the age old myth that you cant tickle yourself and gain any enjoyment, I'm going to tickle myself.
Here goes....
No response from the ribs,
My feet are keeping quiet
Under the arms just hurts
The conclusion of my experiment is thus..
It's no laughing matter.
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| Pick of the day |
| 02.13.04 (12:36 am) [edit] |
Picking your nose is a pretty disgusting habbit as i'm sure you'll all agree, but eating the contents is nothing short of cannibalism .Let me explain......
You see, we have hair in our nose to capture dust (n stuff) when we breathe. Dust is largely made up of dead human skin (because we are constantly exfoliating)...therefore if you eat the contents of your nose you are eating dead human skin cells and that makes you a cannibal.
I expect
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| Buzzed |
| 02.12.04 (9:57 am) [edit] |
I always fancied myself as a bee keeper because i love honey, so this week i have been leaving my windows open hoping i can catch myself some bees. So far i've caught 17 flies, 4 wasps ,a burglar and the neighbourhood gossip....but no bees as yet....
If anyone reading this has any bees that they dont want, please get in touch with me at the usual address
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| Half a beard |
| 02.10.04 (1:26 pm) [edit] |
I shaved half of my beard off to try and set a trend, but no one ever copied me.
How do i get featured? Your vote would help.
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| Are you scared of the dentist?........... |
| 02.09.04 (4:04 am) [edit] |
My dentist is scared of me.........
He was messing about in my mouth, probing with sharp tools and i just about had enough (pain) so i bit him. Idont know what come over me (the irony being, if he didnt do such a good job on my teeth it wouldnt have hurt him so much)
My brain is down on RAM..............
Lets talk about my brain shall we?
)Dont you bloody dare, there's nothing wrong with me, i function perfectly well thank you(
You put your brackets the wrong way around though.
(You bastard)
I know, haha malfunctioner
(sob).
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| Just a little prick |
| 02.08.04 (6:06 am) [edit] |
I went to the doctors driving a hearse
walked in slowly dressed as a nurse
i asked for a job but they said i couldnt hack it
i ended up leaving in a straight jacket
Not mad just Welsh
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| I'm an animal lover |
| 02.05.04 (3:37 pm) [edit] |
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| Cat and a hat |
| 02.04.04 (9:20 am) [edit] |
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| 02.03.04 (12:55 pm) [edit] |
Not tonight, i'm washing my hair
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| Hypocritical lesbians |
| 02.02.04 (2:13 am) [edit] |
Answer me this one question.
Why do lesbians use plastic cocks?
I thought they liked pussies.
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