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Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief,
Taffy came to my house,
and stole a piece of beef.

I went to Taffys house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
and stole a mutton bone.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in,
Taffy came to my house
and stole a silver pin.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed,
i took up a poker
and threw it at his head.

A Welshman prays on his knees on a Sunday and on his friends the rest of the week.
-English saying

They are treacherous to each other as well as to foreigners, covert freedom, neglect peace, are warlike and skillful in arms, and are eager for revenge.
-Walter Map

The older the Welshman the more the madman.
-English saying.

Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't.
-Stephen Leacock

The ordinary women of Wales are generally short and squat, ill favoured and nasty.
-David Mallet

The Welsh are so damn Welsh that it looks like affectation.
-Sir Alexander Raleigh

The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it.
-Dylan Thomas

There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
-Gwyn Thomas

The earth contains no race of human beings so totally vile and worthless as the Welsh ... I have expended in labour, within three years, nearly eight thousand pounds amongst them, and yet they treat me as their greatest enemy.
-Walter Savage Landor, British poet, letter to Robert Southey

Wales: where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
- Anonymous

irritating..... what are they for?
-Anne Robinson.